No pics!

I have to apologize because there will be no pictures of bingo critters. We lost our money, had a few laughs and then Amy got assaulted by a wad of bingo papers. Just a typical night at Williamson Road bingo!

good deeds?

So a man was walking down my street carrying a big screen TV! I watched him for awhile, finally noticing that he wasnt just walking a little ways up the street, and hopped in my car and drove over to assist him. He reeked of alcohol and was sweating up a storm. To his defense though I smelled like hotdogs and I was sweating profusely also. So that isnt always a good indicator of a persons character. He told me he lived right up the street and pointed in the general direction. After we found his house I noticed that no one lived in this house and that there was no furniture to speak of....well except for this new big screen. I lugged this bad boy up the stairs for him and plopped it down at the front door. He thanked me and I went about my merry way

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my neighbors started walking around and asking if anyone had seen anything suspicious at their house because it had been broken into while they were at work. Did I just help someone move stolen property? Good grief! No good deed goes unpunished!

G51, N34, B7, I18 and O69

So I will most likely be bingoing tonight! YAY! The only thing that could possibly come between me and a fresh stack of bingo king papers would be my husband Scott. He hates that I go! What can I say though...I'm a gambler. Thats the life I live on certain nights between 7:00-10:00pm. Tonight however, I will  not only be playing bingo but taking pictures of the bingo hall "wildlife". I do this for everyone that will never step foot in this kind of establishment. I know some people dont gamble, some are too good for it all and some dont see the point, but I want everyone to be able to take a gander at the regulars. No need to thank me, I like to give! So stay tuned for a gallery featuring my bingo buddies!

Magnums! why yes...or a trashbag...its whatever!

Ok so I had to say something about this picture! Pretty much everyone has seen the train wreck known as Teen Mom. The title says it all, teens who become moms. Not rocket science..they screwed, had babies and most of them have no idea how to take care of themselves so the babies are shit out of luck!

Case in point: Here is one of the kids Leah, daughter to Amber(whack job) and Gary(doofus).

Here we see little Leah with condoms...now yes this is bad parenting on Garys part. I mean really...letting your kid play with your rubbers...CLASSY! But then I ask myself is this child actually a genius?!? She has found her dad's stash of condoms and is letting him know to wear them. If that isnt smart I dont know what is...that kid knows her dad should NOT procreate! Thats smart. No little sisters or brothers for her because even at 2 this kid has more sense then those two jackasses. Now if only Leah could find her mom's diaphragm and spermicide!

Shark Cake!

Here...finally...is the picture of my adventure into cake making and decorating.

I opted for a cake instead of cupcakes since its called a birthday "cake"...birthday cupcakes just didnt flow off the tongue. Of course my son loved his shark cake creation and proclaimed that this, above all other cakes was his favorite. Joyous be this day that I baked a cake that my family was proud of! Granted it is a little rough around the edges but if you had seen previous years attempts at baking you would see this as a complete triumph! The next big hurdle in the whole cake issue was going to be actual taste. I was hoping to get 2 for 2 with great cake decoration and taste but I didnt know if that was in my cards. So I cut Will a slab off and presented him with my culinary creation. He ate his first bite...slowly...and

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HOT DAMN. He liked it! He was as shocked as I was. I think he had been preparing himself for a complete disaster and assault to his taste buds.

So after 13 long years I have finally made a decent and edible cake! No more store bought birthday cakes for my sonl! The irony of it all is after I made the cake I then treated myself to a delicious cupcake from a store because honestly...I prefer store bought goodies! :)

Da Agenda!

First things first! Why of all days did my house have to run out of toilet paper? Geez...ridiculous! That should ALWAYS be in large quantities so that it is never an issue. Today will be a day of rest and shopping, followed by a wonderfully yummy dinner courtesy of some restaurant here in the valley AKA da 'noke! Serious as all get out I could however stay in bed all day and watch movies! Sooooo my agenda will consist of food, shopping and down time, while my hubby takes a car full of kids to paintball! Nice...I got out of that one! Oh yeah and I need some toilet paper....not that thick Charmin but Angel Soft...the toilet paper of champions!

Birthday creative! Hopefully!

I will trying my hand at baking and decorating for my sons 13th birthday! I want him to have something different so I will be making shark decorated cupcakes. I want him to know that I spent the time making them special for him and I hope that this works out...I SUCK at baking. Its a curse...I burn everything. With all this said Maddy will be assisting me so I hope that her wonderful baking skills will be able to balance out my suckage....making for a perfect cupcake assortment for Will's birthday!  I will keep my fingers crossed and a fire extinguisher near by. Pictures to follow...

beans beans...the musical fruit?

Soooooooo today I went out to the mall with my sister, my girl and my totally cute red headed kinda nephew and claimed a seat at Sbarro after grabbing my food order. What I ate was a spinach, mushroom and garlic pizza slice...I added triple the garlic in powder form, then took my sisters left over soy and duck sauce from her chinese food court meal and added heaps of parmesan cheese. As a side I had mayo based pasta salad that I drenched in more parmesan cheese and creamy Italian dressing. YUM...that sums it up. What happened an hour later you ask?!? It was a mini van filled with odor, nose holding, shirt blocking, gagging, dry heaving, eye watering fun and a giggling 6 year old! All and all, it was a pretty good day!

ehhh?!?

So glad to be OVER the whole high school thing! Generally speaking people are decent. Fudge isn't always good...sometimes it comes in nasty flavors. Towels fresh out of the dryer are fabulous and clothes need to be folded correctly! Just because people dip buffalo wings in blue cheese dressing does not mean that a dip combining the two is a good idea. YUCK! You always find the most wonderful people to be a part of your life when you least expect it! The iPhone is the greatest phone. People that say otherwise are obviously judgement impaired! Bingo is pure greatness, even if you do have to endure grouchy woman, clouds of cigarette smoke, the ever present "security force" and the lingering odor of moth balls! Not everything should be followed. Eat breakfast for dinner, wear pajamas the whole day and regular clothes to bed, laugh when you should cry, sing at inappropriate times and answer your phone goodbye. Brush your teeth.......ALWAYS. Buy puppies whenever you want them and be thankful for all your loved ones. Give some money to a homeless person...even if you know all they will do is buy beer. Watch a foreign film and always have lipgloss on hand. Cupcakes should be eaten with a glass of chocolate milk. Last but not least don't eat black jelly beans.