Ok so I spent the previous week in Myrtle Beach with the fam! It was fun. You know the norm like lots of food, shopping and of course the occasional sisterly fight! Anywho, my only problem or concern, is the fact that we as people actually enjoy the ocean. Here is why I say this:
1. The sand sucks! I mean really sucks. No one likes it, its just something we all put up with in order to vacation at the beach. It ends up in your hair for days and days after you have leave the beach. It also is in every crack and crevice on your body! I dont know about you but sand in my chachee is no fun...and dont even get me started on sand in your behind and my least favorite....a fat roll! Thats the pits...on top of utterly embarrassing when you need your husband to check and see if you got it all out of your left back fat roll! The shame!
2.The actual ocean! Yes it is glorious to go in the ocean and then come back to your hometown with a beautiful sun kissed look but honestly swimming in fish filth and funk is a high price to pay! I have to ask myself how much fish crap I swallowed as I was tossed around by waves over and over again. I have never had this thought before but a putrid odor began engulfing everyone when they put on their bathing suits after we had swam in them the day before. The odor was of fish...literally....poop....probably literally and musty sweaty butt...hopefully not literally. So I thought...WOW we are swimming in a fish bowl! There is fish poo, pee and even...God forbid....fish fornicating. So long story short I have decided I have had enough of swimming in fishy waste!
With all this said I did have a good time at the beach and I love all the memories we made and all the great photos but I could have done without the sand and smell! I shall stick to the pool...where only small kids pee in it. Well it better only be small kids because seriously if you are over 5 peeing in the pool that is gross!
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